“We love the things we love for what they are.”
― Robert Frost
iPlay America is all about FUN! So, in honor of National Bad Poetry Day, here are a selection of rather simple limericks that celebrate all the FUN you can have at iPlay America!
Country-western Star Scotty McCreery
Sings ballads to make us all teary!
Then he revs up the crowd,
And makes us feel proud!
How? I don’t know, best ask Siri!
There once was a boy named Kinkaid
Who loved iPlay America’s Arcade!
When asked during a poll,
If he loved Whac-a-Mole…
Replied, if the park never closed, I’d have stayed!
Having fun, one night, late in the park,
Dancing wild at iPlay After Dark!
Kids were doing the Hustle,
When this dude pulled a muscle!
And then flopped on the floor on a lark!
A stunning young woman named Sherry,
Preferred frozen yogurt topped with a cherry!
When she tried the New Freedom Rider,
Something strange happened inside her.
Now she won’t ride the Staten Island Ferry!
Speaking of pure poetry, super-talent country star Scotty McCreery is indeed rocking the house tonight at iPlay America, so if you haven’t gotten your tickets yet, there’s no better time than right NOW!