‘Twas Four Weeks Before Christmas!
‘Twas four weeks before Christmas, and all through the houses,
Smart shoppers were clicking away on their mouses.
The stockings all hung by the chimney with care,
As parents searched fiercely for gifts to put there.
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
With visions of thrill rides stuck in their heads.
And Mom in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Found a deal on the web and we both said, “Oh, snap!”
A deal so amazing that it made our teeth chatter,
A deal that would make other gifts just not matter.
So we entered our info with a zoom and a flash,
Because we both knew this gift would be a holiday smash!
A gift that would make our sweet kids’ faces glow,
To a place that they love, a place that they know;
To a place they enjoy, a place they hold dear,
To a place that is FUN every day of the year!
So we purchased them fast, we purchased them quick,
We felt even smarter than good old St. Nick.
More rapid than eagles the confirmations they came,
We printed them off and wrote out each child’s name:
“Now! Susie! Now, Tommy! Now, Sonny and Stella!
“Oh! Janet! Oh! Charlie! Oh, Donna and Bella!
We bought gift cards for each, gift cards for all,
And never stepped one darn foot in the mall!
Buy $100 in gift cards to put under your tree,
And you’ll get two iRide Plus Bands for FREE!!
Those FREE passes are valued at $59.98,
What pure joy to find deals online this great!
And then in a twinkling, it will be Christmas morn,
Bows will be tugged at, wrapping paper torn,
And the smiles of the children when the gift cards are found,
Will be followed by that oh-so incredible sound…
They’ll all start to cheer and they’ll all start to scream,
Because iPlay America is every kid’s dream!
There’s Go-Karts, Bumper Cars, Cosmic Battle Laser Tag,
There’s more FUN there than Santa can stuff in a bag!
There are rides and there’s food, an arcade to make merry,
And yogurt from Mixx you can top with a cherry!
There are games, Dizzy Dragon, skee-ball and shows,
There’s something quite special for all who you know!
This sale won’t last long, it will go pretty fast,
After Cyber Monday it’s over, it’s too good to last.
So don’t pause, don’t wait, just get online.
Don’t miss out on a deal this incredibly fine!
Go to iPlay America, the best place for FUN,
Buy one for your daughter and one for your son!
Buy gift cards for neighbors and gift cards for friends,
Buy gift cards for everyone, before this deal ENDS!
Because the time we spend together, enjoying and sharing,
Being a family who’s loving and caring,
Those are the best times of Christmas each year,
So give from your heart to all you hold dear.
