“We love the things we love for what they are.”
― Robert Frost

iPlay America is all about FUN! So, in honor of National Bad Poetry Day, here are a selection of rather simple limericks that celebrate all the FUN you can have at iPlay America!

 

Country-western Star Scotty McCreery

Sings ballads to make us all teary!

Then he revs up the crowd,

And makes us feel proud!

How? I don’t know, best ask Siri!

There once was a boy named Kinkaid

Who loved iPlay America’s Arcade!

When asked during a poll,

If he loved Whac-a-Mole…

Replied, if the park never closed, I’d have stayed!

Having fun, one night, late in the park,

Dancing wild at iPlay After Dark!

Kids were doing the Hustle,

When this dude pulled a muscle!

And then flopped on the floor on a lark!

A stunning young woman named Sherry,

Preferred frozen yogurt topped with a cherry!

When she tried the New Freedom Rider,

Something strange happened inside her.

Now she won’t ride the Staten Island Ferry!

Scotty McCreery press photo
Scotty McCreery LIVE in concert TONIGHT!

Speaking of pure poetry, super-talent country star Scotty McCreery is indeed rocking the house tonight at iPlay America, so if you haven’t gotten your tickets yet, there’s no better time than right NOW!